People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important
Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One
Men are like coffee....the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long
Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.
The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that
Girls are like cell phone. Love to be held, talked too but press the wrong button u get disconnected
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"
When you said you had a small gift for me, I thought you were going to unzip your pants again